Not likely to have original thoughts today, as brain is pounding out of head. OW.
what the hale.
a nebraskan navigating chicago.
and the world of auto pr @ an entrepreneurial co. founded by four men who didn't know about the pregnancy test of the same name.
a would-be creative experimenting with ideas, and things that stain the floors of the NEW APARTMENT... woo hoo.
this is... has become... brain dump, adult ADD, sparkplug, funny finds, hit and miss thoughts.
i am at kelcy dot hale at gmail dot com.
Going home (read: going to Zella for drinks with the lads)… but forgot to mention how JEALOUS I am of coworker LB for attending Kidrock/Run DMC collabo in Detroit last night. I am in love with The Rev (but not in the same way that I am in love with the man of the hour, who probably didnt assault anyone, C. Bale).
“ I’ve never heard that term before.
My boss, on the Big 12 conference.
In COMPLETE seriousness. Love her… and her intense misunderstanding of sports.
(another notable… “Why did he only get two throws?” … “What?” … “He was just up at the three-throw line…” … “Oh my… no… free throw…”
Carp diem!
Why trust people to clean your feet when fish can do the same thing, only better?
You’ll have to get your feet more than a little wet if you want a fish pedicure, the latest advancement in podiatric hygiene. The treatment, which originated in Turkey, is becoming popular in the D.C. area, where people are willingly watching hungry carp feast away at their feet. The tiny fish thrive on dead skin, leaving the feet they feed on shiny, smooth and rejuvenated.
In response to an incident that killed 7,000 fish, PETA has argued that using the carp for a pedicure is animal mistreatment. But that hasn’t stopped Diane Sawyer from getting one.
This, from a new tumblr (who has yet to tumbl, and is doing his part to contribute to mine, before setting foot - or finger - on his, actually)… conclavity
More stuff Iwantdon’t need.
This describes everything I buy/have. Noticed that when I moved, I also moved 17 million markers. What the hell.
(via milkwasabadchoice:seriouslythough:sarazucker:mariemaud)
Seriously… I might cry (but this… this is fabulous).
Oh, just mama Hale being HILARIOUS... again.
Subject: Sad Boyfriend News
(my thoughts upon seeing subject line… ummm, what? that means nothing to me)
Body: I am so sorry to inform you that the “love/lust of your life” Christian Bale seems to have been arrested and charged with assaulting his mother and sister. This is according to the Yahoo! entertainment news. How could the cute little Newsies boy who grew up to be batman be so cruel??? I guess you should look for a new guy to worship or at least don’t bring Mr. Bale home to meet Amy and I because we would prefer to not be assaulted.
In case you are wondering…..it is a pretty slow day here. I usually don’t click on the entertainment link on the Yahoo homepage.
“ I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, You’ll never find anyone like me again. I’m thinking, I should hope not. If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?
— Larry Miller (via meltinyourmouth)
“You’ll pay for this!” (+ fist pumping gesture)
(via tightgrip:www.savagechickens.com)
Hahaha… I find this uncomfortably hilarious (thank you Mr. Savage).
RE: Barbie as a sex symbol.
Wikipedia says:
Midge Hadley is a fictional doll character in the Barbie line of toys by Mattel that was first released in 1963. Midge was created, along with Skipper, to counteract criticism that claimed Barbie was a sex symbol. She was marketed as Barbie’s best friend. No Midge dolls were sold for the rest of the vintage years after the 1960s.
In the most recent fictional Barbie storyline, often written on the backs of the dolls’ boxes, Midge and Allan have three children, two who are named Ryan and Nikki and one who is not named. This was known as the Happy Family line, and was the subject of controversy when Midge was sold “pregnant” with Nikki as a newborn baby.
Oh. My. God. What if you were cast (ok, created) as the answer to Barbie as a sex symbol? Poor Midge never had a chance.
(via soupsoup:madeinthedark)
JUST telling someone about this movie over the weekend (was less than impressed with my description)… and LNR & my reactions being total silence throughout the entire thing… and slow head turns to face each other following… full of total WTF stares. I mean… seriously??
(via carolynannahall) & (London Cycling, via lomokev)
Lovely surprise e-communication with the long-lost Londonite this AM… if real life wouldn’t keep getting in the way, I’d love to hop the pond, sip/chug pints & meet the mystery man ASAP.
“ If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn’t be so adored in the slightest.
Christian Bale to E! Online (via jackieheartsb) (via caryrandolph)
Unfortunately (or fortunately, pending your perspective) your actual, real-life personality has no bearing on the main reason people like you.