2008

Aug

“Frankie, stop pretending the tour bus bathroom is a...”
— Jimmy the tour bus driver, as...

Wait... WHAT?!!!

Actual text from yet ANOTHER KH (this one male, happens to be marrying LMK next year) in my life: Are you staging the world record for the largest wave? It happens at Bristol this weekend.
In my head: WHAT? That sounds ridiculous...
In real life: Yep... that's me! Headed there in the morning.

(via eec:yourmomfanclub) Guess the same holds true for...

“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home,...”
— Mae West (via...

The smallness of the world - the literal, physical world -...

Would rather be headed to Scoots, than ‘bucks…...

And there it goes… this is just the TIP (that’s...

REALLY BUMMED that text-to-berry isn't...

…but still in awe over the flugtag alley shoot. I have never been a part of something that...

Home, just long enough to change into...

Video shoot in “an alley” near the Art Institute. Wonder if they sent location scouts...

What can Nebraska expect now that Bo Pelini...

SURVIVING YOUR TWENTIES

shimmerandshine: “They call it the “quarter-life crisis.” It is when you stop going along with the...

(via didyouevernotice:squareeyes) This is, by far, my...

(via ineedtoo:lomo:Sunday morning wisdom by ~unda on...

“Nothing’s ever perfect, I guess. Except us, and...”
— EKB. Obviously these are the...

(via getthefuckoutrightnow:savingoldlitter:laialadaia:we try...

“We are the daughters of feminists who said “You can be...”
— -Courtney Martin, Perfect...

A bit dramatic I'd say, but still...

halestorm: “am I seriously suggesting that a PR person MUST become an active Twitter user if they...

“Reality TV is the decay of civilization.”
— Leo Fernekes, a 40-something...

Worst Idea Ever.

(via stumblng:from here via this) I love these. And...

“I can’t believe you didn’t know about my...”
— EKB (Soon to be EKD OR...

Outtie stylee me + Flugtag commercial + the intersection of...

It's getting flug'in serious. Click for...

The lads in Omaha… @ the Kerschke’s… for...

This is a photo of my ST and I winning the unofficial World...

CNN Fails To Include Spoiler Alert In Tweets,...

That's you at 65. Walking out of...

You know what, you’re probably not that off. RADIO EDIT: This exchange took place between JWO...

(via michaelikesit:evanwalsh:catastrofe) There’s going...

There are exclusively elderly people on...

Why? Last night in Omaha (see below) @ the Kerschke’s new pad was fun… always so good to...

Potpourri… Smells like ace. Omygod…

You know how I know to spell it...

“Had a girl in my class named Potpourri. Sisters name was Abracadabra. Dunlap. And there were...

AND here she goes…

The “delicious MX treats” are disgusting

Guys! I thought of something we can do!

Our wine-o hostess.

It’s almost time.

(via getthefuckoutrightnow:carmenmariah:aja:New From The...

ineedtoo: Are butterfly clips still cool? NO. Resounding no.

(via getthefuckoutrightnow:therandomnessofyes:lomo: We heart...

You know you are responsible when...

you scrub the toilet with a loofa because you CAN NOT for the love find a toilet brush and THEN, in...

Dear The Underground...

I hate you, and your plastic-enhanced, guid-filled, spy-theme of a death trap. Stop emailing me. I...

My GORGEOUS baby sis is headed back to school today, after a...

I'm laughing so hard I am crying. Which...

Just sitting in the kitchen at home at 9 a.m. on a Friday. Love it. OH… need Scooters (best...

Father: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY T-PAIN!!!!
Mother: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY JEFF RANDOM!!!

Me: HOLLAHHHHHHHHH
Father: Holler back.
Me: [BAHahahahaha]
Father: Is that not right?

Newest "Office" Olympics Promo

My body has had enough, but...

EKB: How do you feel?
KMH: I'm fine... blogging this conversation, and fine.
EKB: Professional.
KMH: What do you want to do today?
EKB: Lay out... but I need some time to recoup.
KMH: Ok, call me when that happens.

I ALREADY love today... OH the Friday of...

EKB had to take her two-days-into-kindergarden brother to school this AM, post...

RE: the star system in college football...

MH: I think it's hogwash.
PH: I think we should make a pact... as a family... [dramatic pause]... not to use the word hogwash. None of us are from a rural area... we don't know how to wash hogs, or what would be involved with that... it's just not right. Let's not do it anymore.
SJH/KMH: [amid hysterical laughter] Done.
MH: I didn't agree to that. Do we know more about bullshit?
PH: No. But it's more universally accepted.

"I can't really see, but he doesn't look...

A little credit would be fine. Jeez.

Oh... awkward when you are featured on...

Take’s my Cheers-phobia to a new level. Seriously need a new spot… (Ok, who am I...

And now you look like this. WTF Iowa.

halestorm: Vacation. Take a swim, dodge a...

Iowa is fickle. First it's 80 & sunny,...

PH: What, you need makeup on when you die?
KL: Yeah! And they are blow drying their hair! What is this?
Everyone else: Ok, calm down.
KL: Ok, I take tornados seriously.
MH: Us too... we just don't freak out [as she completes the eye liner application process]

[That] man would be a villain [for] the rest...

Jeff Random.

My father is known for his “random” mixes… Jeff Random, Jeff Hardcore, Jeff Rock,...

Ohmygod. New flavor. Strawberry creme.

I don't mind wiping out/totally biting...

…vicious people posting hideous pictures of vacation-Kelcy (read: garbage, unshowered, pajama...

Four days lakeside & pleased.

Halestorm piloting.

"To put it in perspective...

I swam four times and thought I was going to die.” I have no idea what anchor said that...

Open Note: You guys have been...

Had serious business to which to attend before getting sucked into Tumbl-land…ripping myself...

PRESSURE

imprettysure: I want to be in Okoboji with the Hales. Sad face. (I hate making the sad face with the...

Top Drinking Cities

deleteyourself: Forbes magazine just released a list of America’s top drinking cities and somehow...

(via jackieheartsb) Love her, and the chunk of Chicago...

We’re sorry, but your Gmail account is...

onemoretimewithfeeling: imkevin: “We’re sorry, but your Gmail account is currently experiencing...

"Nope. We are watching the Olympics and...

-halestorm (who is apparently live-blogging this vacation…) Officially on family...

My dad has a pink iPod. “Wait… What?!”

Petterinos with the Krumsee crew + 2.

Why I take longgg showers:

1) busy figuring out where all those oddly (and some obviously) placed bruises came from 2)...

EVP tourney @ N Ave. Holy athletics.

Sam, who played for his own bday. Love.

Love, but do not know, Sam.

Work gets WORKED by Pandora.

Oh dear god… This Is How We Do It, by The Brand New Heavies includes some sort of...

Seriously… you are annoying, Olympics. Ugh…...

I HATE shutterfly’s new home page. WHY would I want...

Oh the things you learn...

itsmescooter: …by researching the state fairs of the United States for work. I had no idea they had...

I wish we had gone back to the Dells this year (last year,...

DR: You're addicted to the blog. I think we should have an intervention.
Me: I... (thinks about it) no, yeah. You are right.

deleteyourself: 2:00 pm - New business cards New business...

Deadles of the Day: Slouch Boots +...

EKB: Are you really going to wear that?
Me: I guess it came in the mail today. I am not happy about it.
EKB: Don't they understand? If it doesn't fly, you don't win. It's not going to matter if you are swimming back to shore in slutty costumes. Do you have to wear tall boots?
Me: Yeah.
EKB: Oh great. Your legs can't support those. You'll be wearing slouch boots and fishnets. Sick.

Confession: I think the Olympics (guess...

Also, if it wasn’t clear, I am NOT rooting for Chicago to win the bid for 2016. Or whatever...

(via sunili) A friendly reminder: Don’t be a...

OMFG/WTF/GDI...and F.

Well Chicago, you’ve done it. I didn’t think it was going possible to hate you....

READER SOLUTIONS: THE RED AVIATORS

stylings: whatthehale found them at nordstrom, and on the cheap. excellent tip, and many, many...

“Rice is great when you are hungery, and you want 2,000 of...”
— Mitch Hedberg (via...

“Hey so just a heads up, I am going to be going around &...”
— KC. I mean, you’d have...

halestorm: Basically all of the work I have done all...

TOASTmaster. This is ridiculous. Click through to visit the...

DANGER, idiots walking/escalating.

The Consumer Product Safety Commission estimates about 10,000 people go to the emergency room every...

Deadles of the Day: High-heeled Crocs

(via rickyv) No idea if LMK is a reader (though, she...

halestorm: theperfectgetaway: Red Bull Flugtag is for...

I leave you with... my guest Thought of...

“Having just spent another morning of my life reading the most boring details of other...

This has been sitting on my bosses desk for weeks. ...

73 confirmed. So, it’s baffling to me that this many...

“I have always been a bit challenged in the virtual world...”
— Mama H. 1) She’s got to...

Oh, herro new Facebook. You look...

think it’s funny that everything is modeled after feed/dashboard stylee.

jackieheartsb: This photo was taken right before I scaled...

(via jayparkinsonmd) Pretty sweet… though, with...

RE: Lake OkOboji, Iowa (the only place...

imprettysure: halestorm: imprettysure: I want to escape to chitown and be with my B.E. KMH. I am...

“She struggles.”
— KC

I did some actual biz online via Flickr...

On a whim, as forgot that I even had an account. So weird.

I had to go A LITTLE BIT into a dumpster...

Luckily, could use the wall for leverage and only had to touch said dumpster with abs (ok, abdomen,...

Had forgotten about this (read: being made...

Very imprettysure AKA very EKB &...

CR: We just generally have a lot in common.
KB: Yeah. Like the fact that we are fucking fabulous.

I have the kind of friends that flip golf carts, occupied by...

I'm live on XM in 10 minutes... talking...

this should be good.

T-Minus 4 days 'till launch of KMH...

AKA week-long, lake-side family vacation.

theperfectgetaway: Team Photo 2.0 OMFG. I am struggling to...

halestorm: Fugitive by Fugitive-Mind Head over to...

halestorm: Two yrs ago Mama H tells me whatthehale wouldnt...

Major weather happening in Chicago right...

I think it’s weird when the news cuts to “live action views” of outside. Turning...

Zach Plague caters to those with fleeting ADD. His debut...

“Ericka Brandt tagged 10 photos of you on Facebook.”
— I love her (could end the...

EVERYONE is disgusted by the...

This is mostly because I have spoken to a lot of female people in the recent 12 hours, and because...

katiebeck: caryrandolph: whatthehale: CRF. Get this! Small...

(via getthefuckoutrightnow:teamrock:Color + Design Blog /...

“Oh here, I know how you like colors.”

Captain Dave is getting psyched out.

The Office warehouse, in real life.

Who knew Bob Dylan and I had something...

Reporter: When you first meet someone, what’s your first impression of them?
Bob Dylan: I don’t like them.

It’s actually looking pretty sweet :)

Flug it. My fingers are glued together.

Tour of AO in Waukegan, IL

Don’t touch the big buckets of color.

It takes a real man to rock a fanny pack

CRF. Get this! Small world yeah? :)

First cooking experiment in the new...

Ok… “cooking” might not be what this is going to be, but this whole creating food...

Hey, fry like bacon.

Not only a new (sweeeeeet) dance move, but probably what I will be doing al la roof top post-nap....

“Anyway, are you getting pretty excited for the Olympics?”
— From the lost (that should...

(via tightgrip:soxiam) By way of an update, the Cubs are not...

Gah. Pull it OUT. Seriously Cubbies.

(via stylings) Would love not to need one of these this...

Cleared of Murder Charges, 7 Years Later.

“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the...”
— Billy Joel (via carmenmariah)...

brain dumpage before sure thing,...

Dogs with human names make me laugh (met a bulldog named Harry today) Chicago tourist hot-spot Ed...