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a nebraskan navigating chicago. and the world of auto pr @ an entrepreneurial co. founded by four men who didn't know about the pregnancy test of the same name. a would-be creative experimenting with ideas, and things that stain the floors of the NEW APARTMENT... woo hoo. this is... has become... brain dump, adult ADD, sparkplug, funny finds, hit and miss thoughts. i am at kelcy dot hale at gmail dot com.

Oh, just mama Hale being HILARIOUS... again.

Subject:  Sad Boyfriend News  

(my thoughts upon seeing subject line… ummm, what?  that means nothing to me) 

Body:  I am so sorry to inform you that the “love/lust of your life” Christian Bale seems to have been arrested and charged with assaulting his mother and sister.  This is according to the Yahoo! entertainment news.  How could the cute little Newsies boy who grew up to be batman be so cruel???  I guess you should look for a new guy to worship or at least don’t bring Mr. Bale home to meet Amy and I because we would prefer to not be assaulted.


In case you are wondering…..it is a pretty slow day here.  I usually don’t click on the entertainment link on the Yahoo homepage.